Why are we trying to hammer Internet nails with screwdrivers?

I have become enamored with the line from my post and wondered if I should have titled my last post with that line.  I decided not to and then I decided to make another post with that title and link it to the post, because the phrase will look good as a title.  Just like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" writing his theme about what he wants for Christmas and proclaiming, Yeah, that's good.

The original post is text messaging and health care.